best friend-if you cry ill cry if you lie ill lie for you but if you jump of a cliff ill say goodbye
bethany&sharnie
Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
msnnickim/en
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
msnnickim/en
Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
msnnickim/en
If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
msnnickim/en
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
msnnickim/en
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
msnnickim/en
Your village called, their idiot is missing
msnnickim/en
I dream about a monster, about you!
msnnickim/en
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
msnnickim/en