Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
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For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world
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You and the bank own a very lovely home
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I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals
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I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
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The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
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Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE
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All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
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Superman is a travestite
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