I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age
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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
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