A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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It tastes like burning
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May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
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Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
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A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
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If I am what I eat them I am cheap, quick, and easy
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
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Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
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